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During the first few days of infection, the "host" (hereby designated SCP-3152-1) will begin to observe mild usage of "[[Collabology]]", which consists primarily of suffixing common English words with homophobic slurs (i.e. "reboot[friend]", "close[friend]", and on rare occasions, "[friend][friend]"). No other symptoms are present by this point.
Approximately one to three weeks after the initial infection, SCP-3152-1 will become more obsessed with "forking"<ref>Refers to destroying a system. Originates from the term "fork bomb", although it is typically done through deleting critical system files or by running malicious software
One month after infection, the disease will begin to impair SCP-3152-1's normal bodily and cognitive functions. Their grasp on their native language will degenerate to a point where they can only form and understand elementary-level sentences, and their use of "Collabology" increases to a point where nearly every word they use is suffixed with the word "-[friend]". The compulsion to "fork" a VM becomes psychotic, with SCP-3152-1 experiencing explosive psychological episodes when deprived of the ability to fork a VM. Being banned from SCP-3151 by its staff typically causes near-total psychological meltdowns within SCP-3152-1; they have been observed to violently destroy all objects within their vicinity, as well as sending deranged messages and violent threats to SCP-3151's administrators in a desperate attempt to use the website again.
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