User:Elijah/Drafts/SCP-3152
Item #: 3152
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Any personnel suspected to have come into contact with SCP-3151 are to be immediately detained and screened for SCP-3152. If an infection is determined, the person is to be immediately placed into solitary confinement to prevent spread of the pathogen. They are to be placed under maximum security and given periodic psychological screenings.
Description: SCP-3152, commonly known as "██████VM Syndrome" is an infectious disease spread through computer systems, usually by contact with SCP-3151 ("██████VM"). The pathogen is extremely contagious and can be spread through just 5 minutes of contact with the aforementioned computer systems. For about one week, the disease is in an incubation phase, and the only visible symptom is the increased usage of "██████ology", which mainly consists of suffixing various English words with "-fag".
After this two week incubation period, the host will begin to show symptoms of minor bipolar disorder. The usage of ██████ology will become obsessive, and the host will begin to feel a compulsion to "fork" a Virtual Machine, specifically one accessed through SCP-3151. The host will do this in various ways, such as deleting critical system files or running various destructive malware samples. The host will also develop a severe hatred of SCP-3151's administration team, and may attempt to harass them upon being banned from the site.
Around one month after infection, the symptoms will begin to impair normal bodily function. The host will obsessively use ██████ology everywhere in their daily life, and will send delusional messages in the SCP-3151 chat, usually in all caps and making use of racial slurs. The compulsion to fork a VM will become psychotic, with the host having severe psychological episodes when deprived of the ability to fork a VM. Being banned from SCP-3151 by its admin team will usually result in a near-total psychological meltdown with the host sending deranged messages to the staff team in desperation to use SCP-3151 again.
After two months of infection, SCP-3152 becomes chronic and the host will become completely mentally disabled, suffering symptoms of severe psychosis and low-functioning autism spectrum disorder. The host will constantly utilize ██████ology more than once per second and will constantly and obsessively "fork VMs", having total mental breakdowns if they are deprived of this ability. The host loses the ability to speak their native language and will usually communicate only through the SCP-3151 in a form of near-unrecognizable pseudo-english, using phrases like "GO VM7" and "GET OUT" toward other users of SCP-3151.
After six months of infection, the host will suffer total and irreversible brain death.
Incident Log 3152-5:
On 21 January 2023, Junior Researcher ██████ Turner accessed SCP-3151 without authorization. They contracted SCP-3152 and began to periodically access 3151 when not under watch by a supervisor. On 23 February, Turner was noticed using ██████ology in conversations with his supervisors and so was detained and later diagnosed with SCP-3152. After about one month of detainment, he was found to be suffering from severe psychosis and delusional disorder. Turner was designated SCP-3152-1.
SCP-3152-1, Interview 1
Date: 28 February 2023
Interviewer: Dr. ██████
Dr. ██████: Hello, Mr. Turner.
SCP-3152-1: H-h-hello
Dr. ██████: How are you feeling?
Subject begins to twitch
SCP-3152-1: I... I want to... I want MEMZ... I want to... I w-
Dr. ██████: Take a deep breath, Mr. Turner.
SCP-3152-1: I... I WANT FUCK WINDOWS! I WANT FUCK! HILDA██████ IS WORST ADMIN!
Dr. ██████: Mr. Turner, please, try to relax
SCP-3152-1: GET OUT ADMINFAG! GO VM0! GO VM7!
Dr. ██████ terminates the interview
SCP-3152-1, Interview 2
Date: 19 March 2023
Interviewer: Dr. ██████
Dr. ██████: Mr. Turner, how are you feeling today?
SCP-3152-1: GRRRR I WANT MEMZ I WANT FUCK WINDOWS GRRRR ELIJAH IS FUCK ADMINFAG IS FUCK GRRRRRRR
Dr. ██████: Mr. Turner...
SCP-3152-1: GO VM3 GET OUT GO VM2 GET OUT ADMINFAG REBOOTFAG LOCKFAG PETYAFAG HILDAFAG IS FUCK GRR
Subject begins violently twitching and foaming at the mouth. Dr. ██████ calls security and terminates the interview
Addendum:
SCP-3152 is incredibly contagious. Prognosis is extremely grim with only about 3% of the infected being successfully cured, usually during the incubation phase via forced withdrawal of SCP-3151 access.