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UserVM is a version of CollabVM that allows people to host their own VMs. It can be found here. In order to host a VM on UserVM, you will need to get in contact with the administrators and have a working VM that has been forwarded.

List of VMs

This was last updated on 2021-09-29. May not be accurate.


Node VM Hoster Description VM List Name
so_much_win0 None DarkOK(?) A unusable VM with coo’s face as the thumbnail.
Note: HTML/JavaScript/CSS is allowed there so they can make the page either a different color, make the page unusable or redirect it to a different website (however, redirecting is not allowed).
So much win!
Now featuring: chat
(Join at your own risk)
WinXPArab-BP Windows XP Professional SP3 Windows XP but with arabic language pack installed Windows XP Arabic SP3
Hosted by
cblmariner CBL Mariner DESKTOPGOOSE THIS VM SUCKS!!!! CBL Mariner
Hosted by Longhorn5048. Username is longhorn5048 and password is microsoftsex11

IPXE/Do-It-Yourself Install VMs

Node ID VM Hoster Description VM List Name
ipxe iPXE NAEM Boots to the iPXE command line. FREE VM FOR INSTALLFAGS
Hosted by NAEM

These are grouped in a separate category due to their abundance.


  • Original XBOX: Was hosted by someone. Built on the XQEMU system and has unique controls. Named seXbox on the menu.
  • Older versions of the Windows ME VM have existed.
  • Haiku: Hosted by Hendicted.
  • Gentoo Linux: Hosted by Spy. 15 GB hard drive. Boots to a Gentoo Linux Live CD environment. Named DIY FUCKING GENTOO on the menu.
  • Mandriva Linux version from 2008: Hosted by gogo.
  • A Vista VM and a Windows CE VM were both hosted by the same person.
  • Windows Vista x64, Hosted by MDMCK10.
  • Fedora 34: A VM that was to replace the Ubuntu VM, but was really slow because it came with GNOME 40.
  • Several MacOS VMs (Mac OS X 10.3 (Hosted by Spy), Mac OS X 10.8 (Hosted by Spy), Mac OS 9.2.2 (Hosted by Bob Pony)).
  • Android-x86 VM, again hosted by Spy.
  • Windows 2000 Advanced Server VM hosted by Spy.
  • Windows NT Build 196 hosted by 6969.
  • Windows Server 2003 R2 with a port open, hosted by 6969.
  • TempleOS VM, Hosted by Hendicted.
  • F-Bird, again hosted by Hendicted.
  • Aye and Longhorn's VMs (Windows 10 LTSC, Windows 10 Insider 21390, Windows Vista 64-bit, Windows Server 2003, Windows 7 Starter, Windows 8.0, Windows 11 build 22000)


There are no upcoming UserVMs.

February 3 Incident

Sometime on that date, the lot of UserVMs disappeared except Windows XP starter edition.

Some VMs were bought back, and trollfaces were spammed.

PS (important for people)

UserVMs are the hot spot for pornfags so watch out, and don't expect it to go away after 5 seconds because nobody wants to look at porn and closing the window requires looking at porn so shrugs. A good example is Exel.