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"Andrej Akan" (aka jjjj) is an imaginary persona created by Nina005 approximately four years ago (2018), representing a mentally ill 16 year old schizophrenic manchild with a feces and prolapsed anus fetish with a superiority complex, a ravenous desperate and addicted Kit/Bouncer user who will stop at no bounds to continue his overusage of it, a supposed "servant" of the schizophrenic personality "Janus" who is thought to be "God" and supposedly has an entire "Botnet", or a mixture of both.

He is a forkie who loves, almost addicted, to constantly destroy VMs, always by either: Kit/Bouncer, Fake OIETIF, deletion of the Local Machine registry hive (either through regedit or the command line equivalent reg), or more recently, jjjj Ransomware. He is inherently, and was designed to be, anti-fun. He has a massive, and I mean, MASSIVE ransomware hyperfixation that is rivaled only by Hildaboo's own.

He constantly impersonates people he doesn't like on the site and occassionally terminates random people he doesn't like on Discord. Sometime ago, he had a sperg fit and impersonated Hildaboo because he can't patch some ransomware he didn't make.

He used to lie to others and said that his IP was the output of ping computernewb.com. He also claims that he is from Pakistan but he actually is from Croatia, but everyone knows he is from neither and that Nina005 is the real retarded faggot here.

He is famous for having grammar so bad and terrible someone, somehow, wanted to compile a list of hilarious quotes he has said over the course of a few years he has been on this planet Earth. Here it is: Click here to see all the quotes! (warning: IT'S LONG AS FUCK!)

Trivia

For the full list, please visit this hilarious webpage! Just replace "Ekoserin" with "Andrej Akan", and you'll get it!

He is an internet troll, meaning you should NOT interact with him as that counts as feeding him, and as per tradition, no one cares about it and feeds him anyway.
He has the world's smallest penis measuring at ~~0.1 mm~~ New research suggests it could be 0.00000019 millimeters, which is so small that it requires looking at a microscope at astronomical levels of zoom
He constantly tells everyone that he "made them" and a lot of other nonsense bullshit.
He constantly says "U don't know my location!" and spergs out when someone points "it" out.
He is so desperate on trying to get kit (He perservered and eventually gypsied it from DFU/hapaxant by impersonating someone trusted enough to have the source code) that he breaks rule 5 JUST FOR FUCKING KIT.
He has no idea what "kupteraz" means.
He doesn't know what "cum" or "router" means.
He always pretends to be sick so he can go to CollabVM.
He has no life and is mainly bored.
He is also a pedophile who wants to fuck minors.
He also claims that he's a robot. He's a human, not a robot.
He also claims that he lives in Pakistan, but in reality, he lives in Croatia, but everybody knows, he lives in neither and that Nina005 is the real retarded faggot.
He also threatened to take down YouTube accounts to others outside of CollabVM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVD-rPsVOLU
He is also in denial after someone proves that they can fix a PC from his shitty MBR overwriters.
He claims to have no PC. (how retarded)

Andrej Akan's accounts Nina005's LARP accounts

YouTube channel: [redacted]

Known names: first blood, Leurak Vinesauce

Discord account:

previous: Andrej Akan#???? Discrim: five, zero, six, six

current: Amogussucks#???? Discrim: zero, four, three, four

Known names: Andrej Akan, Amogussucks, Leurak Vinesauce

(DO NOT ADD HIM WITH YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT OR HE WILL TERMINATE YOUR ASS)

GitHub account:

current: [*B*lood, *F*irst] [(0+2)-(1-2), (0+1)+(1-2)]

About @andrejnkv on Twitter/Instagram

Since I always see people saying @andrejnkv ^[1] is andrej akan's twitter/instagram account:

It is NOT Andrej Akan and it is some random person with the same name "Andrej" and so you are only harassing someone random on the internet.

Andrej Akan lives in croatia while the person behind that twitter/instagram account lives in Scotland

Andrej Akan ONLY took his profile picture to claim it as his face

Did you know that Andrej Akan is a...

Troll

He constantly abused Discord's user reporting system to terminate random users he doesn't like and one of the many people he keeps rent free inside his head, e.g. His faggot friends, DarkOK, Hildaboo, nyxdote, Coo and Undefishin

Annoyance

He constantly pointlessly impersonates random people and tries to hide his identity, usually failing miserably because of the way he acts and his grammar. You would have to be a dumb enough retard to believe his LARPs!

Con artist/Imposter

He impersonated icantcoomyet and successfully tricked DFU into giving him the unsanitized version of collabbot (Collabbot had two now-banned destructive commands, .lastmeasure and .kit. For safety reasons, when giving the bot source code out, these commands were usually hidden away)

Obsessive

Meaning Andrej used Kit so much to the point it was even banned by Dartz himself as confirmed when it was made a rule violation in September 2019(?) ^[2].

Destructive

He used the Kit command for malicious purposes, going around and destroying the VMs everywhere he went. Initially, before Andrej got a hold of it, Kit was used rarely and kept largely secret.

Intrusive

His actions on Discord extend far beyond the mass false reports of the many users he hates, he often seeks Discord servers to find random users and otherwise particular ones he keeps in his head all day to false report and afterwards get terminated.

One of them was (the now defunct) DFU Republic 2, (initially) DFU's personal server for his friend group to which the invite was public (contextually if you were part of it), which (eventually) became a massive friend group server (in the later parts of RFU Republic/Revo).

Gallery

Andrej Akan

Andrej wants icanttellyou in bed. Guest spoke for him.
Andrej says that he doesn't have a router
Andrej spamming .kit on when collabbot is on
Andrej saying that the Milky Way galaxy made him
Saying that "Leurak Vinesauce" banned LunatiikXD on discord
Asking LunatiikXD to pay to get his account back
Andrej "admitting" he was made from hell
Andrej saying that he will cum on Fedora and smoke dicks
Bouncer made Andrej in C# and VB.NET
Gogo explaining to Andrej that he won't get the more powerful version of the bot (The kit script in this case), and that Bouncer will stop functioning once the buggy memleaking piece of shit gets released
Andrej begging yandere chan for some shitty rename script
Andrej spamming racial slurs and derogatory terms because he doesn't have anything else to do in his life
Andrej impersonating icanttellyou
Andrej falling for some schizoid 14 year old's trap
Andrej, YET AGAIN, falls for Fedora (xd redit)'s trap
Andrej impersonating Kit
Andrej threatening Kit
Andrej says that he doesn't have a PC
Andrej unknowingly telling the truth about his actions

jjjj

jjjj loving himself, saying that Hеndicted is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.
jjjj getting angry because Hеndicted is not letting him forkie the VM.
jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.
jjjj talking to himself.
jjjj believes that this is his actual IP when in reality it's a local IP.
jjjj saying that he is the best.
jjjj saying that Dartz is gay.
jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)
jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from gta iv) or rather, "Niko Belic" god, rather than calling Janus god.
What???

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 === Troll ===
-He constantly abused Discord's user reporting system to terminate random users he doesn't like and one of the many people he keeps rent free inside his head, e.g. His faggot friends, DarkOK, Hildaboo, nyxdote, [[Coo]] and Undefishin
+He constantly abused Discord's user reporting system to terminate random users he doesn't like and one of the many people he keeps rent free inside his head, e.g. His faggot friends, DarkOK, Hildaboo, nyxdote, Coo and Undefishin
 === Annoyance ===