Windows 8.1 Google Chromium Edition x64 (VM 0b0t) - ANARCHY VM
CollabVM virtual machine | |
Introduced | 10 May 2022 |
---|---|
OS | Windows 8 |
Architecture | x64 |
Node ID | vm0b0t |
Previous incarnations | Windows 10 Windows 7 Windows Vista Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional macOS Mojave |
Next VM | VM1 |
VM 0b0t is the first VM and the oldest Anarchy VM in CollabVM (formerly the Mac OS VM and the Whitelist VM), the proud home of pure unadulterated Anarchy (formerly SWF projector shell trojans), unpatrolled, ungoverned and unregulated, free of judgment, the absolute worst of CollabVM culture, a mockery to all that is fair and good, the bad future of CollabVM, a malware paradise for forkies to reign freely and eat away at fine culture, disrespecting it and destroying its integrity in the process, a place where authority and prestige is meaningless, a place where human etiquette and societal norms are meaningless, a place where power and justice is meaningless, a place where moderation is completely nonexistent, a place where you can detach yourself from reality and take in a whole new dystopia where you will never thrive, a place where nothing ever changes and no one ever learns... where horsefucking, and more recently, taking orders as a waiter holding numerous positions at various well-established restaurants part of the Papa Louie franchise, and even more recently, working as an Arstotzka border patrol agent stamping "Denied" on everyone's papers, and most possibly the most recent, running GandCrab and other ransomware through an autotyped bitsadmin Run command is the VM's, the GandCrab bot's, and the admin's favorite pastime. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, 2b2t.org.
The VM was introduced on May 10th 2022 which initially ran Windows Vista SP2 with Extended Kernel, then the OS was replaced with Windows 7 Angry Birds Edition on May 23rd 2022, then the OS was replaced with Windows 7 FaceBooK Edition August 9th 2022, then the OS was replaced with Windows 7 Pony Edition 2015 October 20th 2022, then the OS was replaced with Windows 7 Christmas Edition 2015 November 22nd 2022, then the VM name got renamed to Windows 7 Unstable Piece of Shit Edition x64 for FUNNIES, then the OS was going to be replaced with Windows 7 Mac Extreme 2015 before the VM crashed, then the OS was replaced with Windows 10 Christmas Magic Pro instead on November 23rd 2022, then the OS was replaced with Windows 8.1 Google Chromium Edition on December 26th 2022, then the VM name got renamed to Windows who-the-fuck-knows, and then got renamed back to normal. Prior to the introduction of VM0 as an Anarchy VM, the VM ran macOS Mojave 10.14 since September 26th 2022, and before then the VM ran Windows 2000 SP4 since January 27th 2021.
It runs TeamOS Windows 8 Windows 8.1 Google Chromium Edition (a Windows bootleg you can get from Crustywindows) with all default programs from the WPI included and a few custom ones, which is running on a 75GB hard drive with 2 gigabytes of RAM. The idea for this VM came from Dartz, which emulates the 2016/2017 CollabVM experience, where there were less restrictions and more chaotic. Due to the nature of the VM, the various shortcuts on the desktop have weird and hilarious titles. Aside from the non-Windows VMs and the Install Any OS VMs, this VM is the only one to not have disk quotas in place.
The VM has the wallpaper set by default as a slightly altered poorly drawn Duke Nukem wallpaper with the 0b0t watermark. There are several custom programs and games, and other things on the VM (ie the Chrome theme, extensions and bookmarks, custom pictures and more), which is contained in a list you can view here with this link.
The premise of the VM is that none of the CollabVM rules (except the first 4, due to an obligation to federal law and our server host) are enforced, effectively making it an Anarchy VM, as anyone can do whatever they please on the VM without restriction.
The CollabNet web filter and Whitelister have been disabled for the VM, meaning anyone can join with any VPN/Proxy/Tor node, and visit any website they please. This allows for a lot more freedom and flexibility compared to the regular VMs, which are restricted with AD system policies and normal system tools being replaced with customized ones to stop you from killing critical system processes, and have CollabNet, Whitelister and Windows disk quotas in place to prevent you from accessing inappropriate/malicious websites, connecting with any proxies or VPNs and downloading large files such as Windows ISOs to fill up disk space.
However, since CollabNet is not enforced on the VM, anyone can open up just about anything, which may include NSFW content (pornography and others), which is why the VM thumbnail has a blur on it by default. The CollabVM administration team will still actively enforce the CollabVM and VM rules on the VM however.
This also marks the return of Debianguy in 2 years, and seandc02 also came back to the site after like... a year or three? HOLY FUCK FLUFFY'S BACK He got b&
Installed Programs & Games on VM 0b0t
There are numerous programs and games installed on the VM along with some pretty interesting things hidden deep in the VM. This list is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate but it certainly is not complete either. This particular list includes (but is not limited to, sans the WPI default programs):
The programs on the VM are Google Chrome, Firefox, Obama Browser, VLC Media Player, HxD, Falcon C++, Dev-C++, Visual Studio 2015 Express, Angry Birds Seasons, Angry Birds Space, Square Birds (an Angry Birds mod), Super Hilda, Legend of Zilda, Bejeweled, Bejeweled 2, Bejeweled Twist, Big Money, Chuzzle, Heavy Weapons, Ancient Mahjongg Escape from Japan, Peggle, Peggle World of Warcraft, Peggle Night, Peggle Extreme, Plants vs Zombies, Zuma Deluxe, Shopping Cart Hero, Paper's Please, The Slaying of Sandy Hook Elementary, Papa's Burgeria, Papa's Donuteria, Papa's Freezeria, Papa's Sushiria, Souptoys, 2Pacalypse 2.3, Notepad 0.2, Bejeweled 3, Bing Chilling, ePSXe, Elf Bowling Holiday Pack (The Last Insult and Hawaiian Vacation), DNSpyEx, Detect It Easy, IDA Pro, Windows Live Messenger 2009, BTC Money Cheat and Dharma Ransomware Maker.
Miscellaneous
The DirectX software renderer MesaForWindows-20.1.8.7z, the Assholes Finish First book and a ebook-to-pdf converter in the Downloads directory, 40 pictures in the Pictures directory, 28 of them being Jaiden Animations Rule 34, and the rest being the usual shock pictures and weird things you would see in the Pictures folder, a few archives of the programs preinstalled on VM 0b0t in the Documents folder, 4 videos in the Videos folder, one being the White Girls Fuck Dogs music video and 5 songs in the Music folder.
MOTD
Welcome to VM0b0bt, the oldest Anarchy VM on CollabVM Rules: ZOMG NONE!!! Rules 1, 2, 3, and 4 still apply NO COLLABNET!!!!!111 Good luck and may god have mercy on your souls
Gallery
Revisions
-
Revision 0 (May 10th, Vista)
-
Revision 1 (May 24th, Angry Birds)
-
Revision 2 (May 26th)
-
Revision 3 (June 12th)
-
Revision 4 (August 5th)
-
Revision 5 (August 9th)
-
Revision 6 (August 9th, FaceBooK)
-
Revision 7 (August 15th)
-
Revision 8 (October 20th, Pony Edition)
-
Revision 9 (November 22nd, Christmas Edition)
-
Revision 10 (November 23rd)
-
Revision 11 (Cut, November 23rd, Mac Extreme)
-
Revision 11.1 (November 23rd, Christmas Magic)
-
Revision 12 (November 26th)
-
Revision 13 (December 8th)
-
Revision 14 (December 26th, Google Chromium)
-
Revision 15 (December 27th)
-
Revision 16 (December 28th)
-
Revision 17 (January 1st)
-
Revision 18 (January 15th)
-
Revision 19 (January 22nd)
Wallpapers
-
The VM 0b0t Wallpaper
-
The New VM 0b0t Wallpaper
-
The VM 0b0t Christmas wallpaper
-
The New VM 0b0t Christmas wallpaper
-
The VM 0b0t New Years wallpaper
-
The New VM 0b0t New Years wallpaper
Former Incarnations
-
A screenshot of the pre-Anarchy macOS Mojave VM