CollabVM Discord

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Overview

The CollabVM Official Discord is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and the central place to talk about CollabVM and CollabVM accessories. It was first created by Novella in late 2016(?), but was later transferred to Dartz and made official. In the near-end of December 2018, the Discord Server officially closed down, and you can only enter with a private invite. Then in mid December 2019 the server reopened. Then on September 24th 2020 the Discord got terminated and now a CollabVM Discord 2 exists.

The server remained fairly small, both servers being <100 members.

At some time, the server went public and people started joining it left and right. Now you have to pass a verification system to get access to the server. Keep in mind that you have to say your age, or else you get kicked from the server.

Currently there are over 700 members in the server.

Table of Contents

Tutorials

CollabVM Discord: Joining Without a Shitstorm

Moderation

The Discord is moderated by a moderation team which consists of the following people: Technoturnovers, CHOCOLATEMAN, Hildaboo and modeco80.

Pretty much every moderator has access to the Admin Panel. Since Dartz is never online, all of the decisions and moderation are done in a very anarchy-like manner by general consensus. Essentially, if everyone hates you, you get b&. And oh, you will never be admin. Ever.

Channels

Landing

#announcements
For when an admin wants to ping for no reason
#rules
The imaginary and unenforced rules of the Discord
#joins
If you want to see how infrequently people join the discord, then go check out that channel
#verification
The very first channel you enter to get verified in the server. Not too many people seem to get successfully verified though...
#how-to-verify
A very specific channel only viewable to non-verified members, that rarely gets read
#updates-of-the-hub-of-git
Where the GitHub webhook for any and all commits and specific actions to computernewb/collab-vm-server and other CollabVM related GitHub repositories, (previously also did Gitea). Otherwise the prime venting channel to argue about bad code and how bad Cosmic is at programming and make fun of Declan Brady for being unable to program.
#hotsex-123
Throne Of Youself? Long Answer
#dartboard
A channel dedicated to storing of pinned messages by the Starboard bot
#support
The main support channel for use with CollabVM related help such as configuring the CollabVM Server

Chatrooms

#public
Where you and your friends go to shitpost and talk about CollabVM
#vidya
The channel for all things vidya
#development
The channel to talk about programming and other topics related to programming (And no, Batch, VBS and "visual"/block """programming languages""" (t. HiAsm) are not programming languages)

Storage

#cool-things
Discuss about non-CollabVM related stuff
#collabvm-txt
For posting the most autistic moments of CollabVM
#dartzs-inbox
Where you can view the often magical and bizarre emails that dartz of computernewb receives
#copypasta-central
Post all your copypasta's here
#music
For posting music
#quotes
For posting funny CollabVM quotes
#spicy-memes
For just posting memes in general
#vnc-resolver
Stare at the screen typing +vnc for 5 minutes, then get bored and leave.
#glorified-rss-feed
This channel, and you also, receives cool shit like Steam/GOG/EGS game promotions primarily from the Terraria Discord server #free-stuff channel.

Aids

#suggestions
BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN
#spam
Post your high quality spam material here
#nsfw-spam
The premier NSFW channel. Don't worry too much about getting access to this channel however, it's just mostly full of either Konqi, or Vaporeon porn
#public-bots
Self-explanatory. Waste hours there entering NotSoBot tag commands like "Avatarroulette" or "Tiktok" or even "Thedarts", or rather you could just &caption get real some random trending Tenor GIF.

archived

#collabvm-advent-calendar
The official annual CollabVM advent calendar that would post a new operating system everyday up until December 25th.

Voice Channels

#vc-text
For when your squeaky preteen voice is just too much for the VC
🔊 gayming
vc for vidya gamers
🔊 whatever
the main voice channel of cockandballistan
🔊 yellows bedroom
Do not question it
🔊 56k modem (20kbps)
why
🔊 BEEP BOOP BOP BOOP
The public-bots VC.

Members

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dartz
The owner of the server and some fine kush. Mmmm!
CHOCOLATEMAN
He's the CHOCOLATE MAAAAAAAAN
Technoturnovers
Modeco80
Geodude
Very well respected and feared admin of CollabVM. Luckily, he rarely goes online. Except maybe the Ceiridge incident.
GDCB4L
Autist that likes mumble rap and cartoons unironically.
dakrk
CEO of KFC
The DataWagon Staff
DataWagon
mv_
The Em of Vees. He likes solitaire, and is Romanian. :/
Sylvie
schizo lesbian witch bunnygirl
Novella
she left she's back shE LEFT AGAIN joined and left ok now she's back fulltime wow cool thanks she left [She rejoined the server, and stayed for a very short period of time. And then she left again.] IDK she's back
Nyxdote
Matthew
Banned for being an asshole He's back He finally escaped from CollabVM Syndrome. Matthew is back for another round. He currently hosts the official modpack server.
6969
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Canadian who is into MLP Paw Patrol, is cool
WHAT WILL WE DO TOGETHER
One of the more recent Memebers. He masturbates to touhou and is a shitposter.
MEMPHRAME
yeehaw
star ⭐
some nerd who plays too much Fortnite, also has a job. Wow. (currently not memeber but used to be apparently he has memebers now)
yellows111
That fucking person that put a pillow on his head. His Twitter was full of bloat because he loved linking his Twitter to everything. Responsible for the existence of Calub Veeim.
A Screensaver
Gay femboy loving gay femboy. Oh, and he's memebers too. Did I mention he's a femboy? Otherwise a great C++ programmer, Joined the server in around 2021
Dinkleberg
some weird crown emoji =>  ???
Thumps
ALL HAIL DOOPLISS!

The Graveyard

Mikrystal
CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again UPDATE: not in the discord anymore
FluffyVulpix
He ragequit and deleted all of his accounts and won't answer his phone. RIP staying 362 consecutive years in prison for multiple counts of rape of a minor
kekero
Banned for being transphobic and an overall asshole.
icanttellyou
Constantly complained, ultimately banned by admins as the straw that broke the camel's back.
Naltronix
Some retarded forkie who used to be on the old discord. Only likes vanilla and no one else. Literally assblasted herself from existence after an incident with Hilda.
MyNameIsJason
That one sperg who unironically plays HL2RP. Makes shitty YouTube videos. Analed by brandan
Collab Veim
A collaborative account controlled by a set of CollabVM users. Dead due to inactivity.

Conclusion

This Discord is a truckload of whatsit and you should never step near it. Ever. This Discord is a friendly and soothing place with caring people who will help you.

Other Discord Servers

There are still some other CollabVM Discord servers, all of which are dead. Here is a non-complete list:

CollabVM - forkie land
Owned by Vanilla. Meant to be used as a public server before the Official Server opened up. No active moderators.
Collaborative Virtual Machine
Owned by Matthew. Dead, and new members can't post in #general because you need a manual role.
"Official Secondary Server"
Only mentioned in this old reddit post. Invite link is dead.
CollabVM Republic
Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted due to inactivity.
The Turnover Lounge
Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted during forkie rage