Satire:CollabVM Wikia/Quotes
This is a list of funny quotes from collab vm users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!
Day of CHOCOLATEMAN playing on CollabVM:
- CHOCOLATEMAN: DOUBLE CLICK THE 2
- CHOCOLATEMAN: D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2
- Wulf715: AHHA
- CHOCOLATEMAN: FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE
- CHOCOLATEMAN: FUCK
- Keurig: welpers
- CHOCOLATEMAN: put the jack
- CHOCOLATEMAN: on the queen
- Wulf715: sorry
- CHOCOLATEMAN: its kay friend
- CHOCOLATEMAN: not that one
- CHOCOLATEMAN: the other one
- Wulf715: ok
- Wulf715: getting an iso on here
- CHOCOLATEMAN: i used to play this game like a religion
- CHOCOLATEMAN: so i know pretty much how to win it always
Ordinary Day of when CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitare on Experimental:
- CHOCOLATEMAN: FUUUUUUCK
- CHOCOLATEMAN: THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU
- CHOCOLATEMAN: 9 OF DIAMONDS
- CHOCOLATEMAN: HISTORY
- CHOCOLATEMAN: QUEEN OF HEARTS
- CHOCOLATEMAN: NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS
- CHOCOLATEMAN: NOPE
- CHOCOLATEMAN: 6 OF DIAMONDS
- CHOCOLATEMAN: YOU WISH
- CHOCOLATEMAN: 10 OF SPADES
- CHOCOLATEMAN: NEYET
- CHOCOLATEMAN: JACK OF CLUBS
- CHOCOLATEMAN: OVER
- CHOCOLATEMAN: KING OF DIAMONDS
- CHOCOLATEMAN: SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER
- CHOCOLATEMAN: QUEEN OF SPADES
- CHOCOLATEMAN: USELESS
- CHOCOLATEMAN: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
- CHOCOLATEMAN: there
- CHOCOLATEMAN: I WIN
- CHOCOLATEMAN: WIN1!!11!!!
Something:
- Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic
- Guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon
- Guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game
- Guest1337▸but the fanbase is like
- Guest1337▸PORN
- Guest1337▸MORE PORN
- Guest1337▸PORN
- Guest1337▸YAY
- Guest1337▸PORN
RJLPranks vista upgrader:
- Technoturnovers▸oh noes
- Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!!
- CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao
- CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader
- CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before
About to win solitaire game:
- CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz
- Technoturnovers▸k
- Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle!
- Technoturnovers▸oh no
- Technoturnovers▸no no
- Technoturnovers▸fuck you
- CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that
- CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos
- Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire
- Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch
- CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww
- CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick
Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta:
- Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae
- Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta
- Technoturnovers▸where is 1337?
- Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta
- LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS
- LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true
Ctrl admits he is a shithead:
- Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead Ctrl
- Ctrl▸Or what
- Ctrl▸You'll ignore me?
- The vote to reset the VM has lost.
- Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right?
- LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago
- Ctrl▸Like I care lol