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'''Description''': SCP-3152, informally referred to as "CollabVM Syndrome", is a memetic neurodegenerative disease spread through computer systems. The disease has only been observed to spread via contact with [[User:Dartz/Drafts/SCP-3151|SCP-3151]] ("CollabVM"), hence its name. This disease is extremely contagious; it has been observed to spread through only two minutes of contact with the aforementioned computer systems.
During the first few days of infection, the "host" (hereby designated SCP-3152-1) will begin to observe mild usage of "[[Collabology]]", which consists primarily of suffixing common English words with homophobic slurs (i.e. "reboot[friend]", "close[friend]", and on rare occasions, "[friend][friend]"
Approximately one to three weeks after the initial infection, SCP-3152-1 will become more obsessed with "forking"<ref>Refers to destroying a system. Originates from the term "fork bomb", although it is typically done through deleting critical system files or by running malicious software, most commonly ones that are considered overused due to years of constant use, which is considered against Rule #9 in [https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules/ the rules of SCP-3151].</ref> virtual machines, specifically one from SCP-3151, and begin to show symptoms similar to those of mild bipolar disorder. Their usage of "Collabology" dramatically increases. SCP-3152-1 will also develop a hatred for SCP-3151's "administrators", becoming particularly belligerent if "CHOCOLATEMAN" (and also "Elijah") or any variation of that name is mentioned.<ref>I swear to God, the next person who screams "CHOCOLATEMAN!" at one of these freaks is getting assigned to 682 duty. I've had to replace 17 god damn keyboards THIS WEEK. Did I mention it's only Tuesday? -Dr ████</ref>
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