General Darian

They'll bury you in a lunchbox!

  This user is a bot on CollabVM or UserVM.  
They are not real users; they either act randomly or respond on command.

General Darian is a CollabVM bot based on Cutebot code known for saying "They'll bury you in a lunchbox!" once every hour. Its primary purpose is to log the current chat, and it does not have many commands for you to use unlike the original cutebot.

The name "General Darian" and the quote "They'll bury you in a lunchbox!" is actually a reference to a boss character from the game "Rise of the Triad" (check it out it is pretty fun)

Quotes

• wow! "Dartz" (user) is so utterly retarded! can you believe it?
• let's sing: retard bus, retard bus, retard bus, retard bus! (for Dartz)
• "Dartz" (user) would fuck multiple lesbian furries in an hour no joke
• GeneraI Darian (with an uppercase I) has dicks up his or her ass!
• wow! I can't believe "Dartz" (user) is THAT retarded! can you?
• "Dartz" (user) is so yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat

How to trigger General Darian

To trigger him, you can say "Ban " or "Kick " and put anything after that, and he will randomly pick any quote out of the predefined quotes list you see here (saying kick does other quotes) to then say it to you.

Example: Ban Dartz

To get a random message generated by a markov chain, you can say mt gen, and he will generate a message, to then say it to you.