Satire:CollabVM Syndrome

CollabVM Syndrome is a psychological effect observed in many of the regular CollabVM users. This affliction causes one to be unable to leave CollabVM, no matter how hard they try.

People known to be afflicted with this:

• Newfags
• Forkies
• Andrej/jjjj (you can sometimes very rarely see him on on CollabVM, but most of the time he's on UserVM mostly because he's banned from the main instances)

Users known to have miraculously escaped CollabVM Syndrome:

• monicasan!!!!!!!
• Bit
• Ekoserin (again, gone for obvious reasons)
• Charps (is gone for obvious reasons)
• urlogic
• Ceiridge
• ninasan!!!!!!!!!!! (unknown when but sometimes you see him opening crap about video games again, he stopped using the site entirely) (Nina is JJJJ, dumbfucks)
• Novella
• Wulf715 (somehow he did it)
• Keurig (he's touched it in the last week but only because he was bored and wasn't too addicted)
• Geodude (we know he's long gone)
• Sylvie