Windows 7 Angry Birds x84 (VM 0b0t) - ANARCHY VM

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VM 0b0t is the first VM and the oldest Anarchy VM in CollabVM (formerly the Windows Vista VM, Mac OS Mojave VM, the Windows 2000 SP4 VM, etc...), the proud home of pure unadulterated Anarchy, unpatrolled, ungoverned and unregulated, free of judgment, the absolute worst of CollabVM culture, a mockery to all that is fair and good, the bad future of CollabVM, a malware paradise for forkies to reign freely and eat away at fine culture, disrespecting it and destroying its integrity in the process, a place where authority and prestige is meaningless, a place where human etiquette and societal norms are meaningless, a place where power and justice is meaningless, a place where moderation is completely nonexistent, a place where you can detach yourself from reality and take in a whole new dystopia where you will never thrive, a place where nothing ever changes and no one ever learns...

Where horsefucking, and more recently, taking orders as a waiter holding numerous positions at various well-established restaurants part of the Papa Louie franchise, and even more recently, working as an Arstotzka border patrol agent stamping "Denied" on everyone's papers, and most possibly the most recent, running GandCrab and other ransomware through an autotyped bitsadmin Run command is the VM's, the VNC bot's, and the admin's favorite pastime.

The premise of the VM is that none of the CollabVM rules (except the first 4, due to an obligation to federal law and our server host) are enforced, effectively making it an Anarchy VM, as anyone can do whatever they please on the VM. This allows for a lot more freedom and flexibility compared to the regular VMs, which are heavily restricted with policies and normal system tools being replaced with customized ones to stop you from killing critical system processes, and have disk quotas in place a web filter and a residential whitelist to prevent you from accessing inappropriate/malicious websites, connecting with any proxies or VPNs or downloading large files such as Windows ISOs. The idea for this VM came from CHOCOLATEMAN, that being it is intended to emulate the 2016/2017 CollabVM experience, where there were less restrictions and more chaotic.

The VM was introduced May 10th 2022, and the OS was replaced with Angry Birds Edition May 23rd 2022. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, 2b2t.org. It runs Windows 7 Angry Birds Edition x84 from DiLshad Sys, maker of Windows bootlegs (a Windows bootleg you can get from Crustywindows) with all default programs from the WPI included and a few custom ones, which is running on a 75GB hard drive with 8 gigabytes of RAM. Due to the generally chaotic nature of the VM, the various shortcuts on the desktop have weird and hilarious titles.

The VM has the wallpaper set by default as a poorly drawn MS Paint Duke Nukem wallpaper, in which he is saying in a speech bubble "It's time to eat shit and die and chew bubble gum" and a 0b0t watermark in the bottom right, and the theme set by default since July 2022 as the Razer Green Theme (you can find the theme in the ABBlackup directory)

There are several programs and games, and other things on the VM, which is contained in a list you can view here with this link.

The CollabNet web filter and Whitelister is off for the VM, meaning anyone can join with any VPN/Proxy/Tor node you want, and any website you please, and that will be the only VM you can see if you are banned from CollabVM. The CollabVM administration team will still remain active and enforce the VM rules on the VM however.

The AnyOSInstallBot is also (sometimes) present on VM0 because the only rule that prohibits the installation of other operating systems onto a VM (Rule 9) is unenforced.

However, since CollabNet is not enforced on the VM, anyone can open up just about anything, rather a variety of NSFW content (pornography and the lot), which is why the VM0b0t screen has a blur on it by default.

This also marks the return of debianguy in 2 years, and seandc02 also came back to the site after like... a year or three? HOLY FUCK FLUFFY'S BACK

VM 0b0t's Previous Incarnations

Operating System Version Time Period
Windows 7 Angry Birds Edition 2022-05-23 - Now
Windows Vista SP2 with Extended Kernel 2022-05-10 - 2022-05-23

Prior Incarnations

Operating System Version Time Period
macOS Mojave 10.14 2021-09-26 - 2022-05-10
Windows 2000 SP4 2021-01-27 - 2021-09-26

Installed Programs & Games on VM 0b0t

There are numerous programs and games installed on the VM along with some pretty interesting things hidden deep in the VM. This list is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate but it certainly is not complete either. This particular list includes (but is not limited to, sans the Angry Birds default programs):

The browsers Firefox 100, Chromium 101, the redists .NET Framework 1.1, 3.0, 4 Client and Extended Profile, and some (but not all) of the Visual C++ redists (2005, 2008, 2010, 2012, 2013 and 2019), shortcuts to the original Angry Birds (was previously Angry Birds 1.0.0 iPhone Edition), and some of the Angry Birds games (Rio, Seasons, Space, Star Wars and 2), and even some Angry Birds mods, Bad Piggies, the border patrol simulator game "Papers, Please" and the Communist era journalism simulator "Republia Times" made by the same author, and the default Windows games Solitaire, Minesweeper, Spider Solitaire and InkBall, a star titled "you tried", a shortcut titled "Malware Bytes" to a modified variant of the rogue antivirus "AVT" called "Kaspersky", and most importantly a briefcase titled "GO GO GADGET RAPING KIT".

Miscellaneous

A file named "opengl32.dll" (Which is Mesa3D, a software renderer), the Republia Times .SWF file, the CollabNet certificate penis.crt, the Sysinternals EULA file, 3 copies of the Sysinternals utility Sdelete (normal, 64-bit, 64-bit "A") in the Downloads directory,

A video file named "karate.mp4" in the Videos directory,

A folder named "ABBlackup" in the "%appdata%" directory, which contains all of the origin files for the Angry Birds mods on the desktop and the Razer theme, and the origin of the "Papers, Please" game on the VM,

A set of thirteen files (twelve pictures and one internet shortcut, excluding the Sample Pictures directory) in the Pictures directory, four of them being from Sony's great hit movie and all-time classic Morbius and the first ever movie to sell over 1 trillion tickets from all over the world and be viewable in hyper-realistic 4D, one being hello.jpg, one being the CSD wallpaper, one being Santa Claus, one being the default VM0b0t "Duke Nukem" wallpaper, one being another wallpaper titled "Stanky Kang", one being the Banned from Equestria VM0b0t wallpaper by Navi and the last one being Muhammad, and finally a URL shortcut to the NORAD Santa Tracker.

MOTD (since May 2022)

Welcome to VM0b0bt, the oldest Anarchy VM on CollabVM
Rules:

    ZOMG NONE!!!
    Rules 1, 2, 3, and 4 still apply
    NO COLLABNET!!!!!111

Good luck and may god have mercy on your souls

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