Satire:Grand Theft Auto: CollabVM Edition
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File:GTACollabVM.png The cover of GTA: CollabVM Edition |
Grand Theft Auto: CollabVM Edition is a fictional 3D video game for the PC based on the Grand Theft Auto series, involving intricate and articulate interactive storytelling about the whimsical characters of a evergrowing community of a website in which you have fake computers that you can control for no more than 18 seconds online, which is none other than this very place, and a story set in a video game universe that is surrounding it, written by some homosexual individuai.
It released on June 15, 2016 in North America and Computernewbia, June 16, 2016 in Alabama, June 21, 2016 in Europe and Australia, December 31, 2016 in Japan, and June 1, 2017 in Hong Kong for the Fagot 2000 system. It was later released in South Africa on March 10, 2017.
Story
In the distant year of 2025, the Supreme Autismo Forkies have taken over and infested CollabVM City, Computernewbia stock full of Andrej Akan's brainwashed memzfag army and several thousand vacbedlover alts.
You take control of 6 characters, CHOCOLATEMAN, D0rtz, kekero, CtrlAltDelete, Windows98_SE and FluffyVulpix and your goal is to FUCKING DESTROY Andrej Akan, Troll101, TheBiggestTroll, vacbedlover, Onutė Saulutė and the list goes on, and destroy the Supreme Autismo Forkie nation once and for all.
You will be forcefully given fellatio, escorted, raped, and assisted by the biggest fucking autist of them all, [REDACTED], an unlockable character when you finish the first mission. This fucker becomes your sidekick for the first 2 missions but gets killed by some gay person, but you still get the unlockable character anyway (don't bother with the unlockable, you'll not be able to pass the first mission without dying).
Oh yeah and Windows98_SE died due to the lack of feces other than his own lately, but he still appears in the game anyway.
Weapons
- Fists (ID: fists)
- Golf Club (ID: golfclub)
- Spiky Dildo (ID: spikydildo)
- Fork Bomb (ID: forkbomb)
- Pistol (ID: pistol)
- Colt Python (ID: coltpython)
- Shit-Shooter 9000 (ID: ss9000)
- Zelag (ID: zelagreee)
- Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout (ID: bbbb)
- Samsung Galaxy Note 7 (ID: phonegrenade)
- IED (ID: osamasdogbiscuits)
- SMG (ID: smg)
- Laser Gun (ID: lasergun)
- Windows98_SE's BFG9000 (ID: bfg9000)
- Admin Panel (only usable for Dartz and CHOCOLATEMAN on the Impossible difficulty (and all difficulties after completing Impossible))
Difficulties
- Baby Mode
- Normal Mode
- Hard Mode
- Impossible Mode
- Hidden Mode
Cheats
To access the cheat menu, press the tilde key like every other fucking game on the planet, do fe_cheats 1 (Cool fact! To bypass having to enter this, press Shift+~ instead of just ~) and you're done.
killemall - Kills everyone but you
give_[weapon id] or #give_[weapon number] - Gives you a specific weapon. (except the Admin Panel)
win - Win the mission
lose - Lose the mission
rethink_life_choices - Kills you
crash_game - Crashes your game (same as access_admin_panel)
Trying to give yourself the Admin Panel disables all commands and changes all your weapons to the Useless Weapon until game restarts
give_me_power_you_poxy_fuckwit - Gives you 50k dollars.
lods_of_emone - Blasts "Loadsamoney" and gives you 69k dollars
i_eat_pitbulls_for_fucking_breakfast_mate - Gives you 700 Armor Points.
XR3ITURBONUTTERBASTARD - Max Ammo and 1000 Armor Points (must be typed outside of cheat menu while playing any shoot-em-up minigame, oh and must be typed in lowercase)
secret_mode Gives you the hardest, hardest mode. All weapons are useless, you start off with fists. Nothing will work. If you complete this, you're the god of this game.
im_spoiled_give_me_cash 250k cash per walking. very OP.