Satire:CollabVM Discord: Difference between revisions

took me a while but i finally added those in
No edit summary
(took me a while but i finally added those in)
The server remained fairly small, both servers being <100 members.
 
Then in mid December 2019 the server reopened. Then on September 24th 2020 the Discord got terminated for hacking and now a CollabVM Discord 2 exists, and then the server went public and people started joining it left and right. [http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/ You can join the server by going to CollabVM and then clicking the Discord link on the navbar]. Now you have to pass a verification system (since Halloween 2020) to get access to the server. Keep in mind that you <b>have</b> to say your age (and answer the math problems correctly), or else you get kicked from the server.
 
Currently there are almost over 750800 members in the server.
 
=== Tutorials ===
; #updates-of-the-hub-of-git
: Where the GitHub webhook for any and all commits and specific actions to <code>collab3</code> (and forks of it, most notably [[Yellows111|yellows111]]'s) and other official Computernewb repositories (previously did Gitea)
: Otherwise the prime venting channel to argue about bad code and how bad Cosmic is at programming and make fun of [[Yellows111|yellows111]] for being unable to program or use a computer.
; #hotsex-123
: Throne of Youself? Long Answer.
: A channel dedicated to storing of pinned messages by the Starboard bot
; #support
: The main support channel for CollabVM related help such as getting a UserVM up and running and on the UserVM page, finding the proper libraries to help with compiling collab-vm-server for their Linux distro, programming a CollabVM mock server or bot, compiling the[[collab-vm-server]] CollabVMwithout Serverincident, compiling an older version of [[collab-vm-server]] without incidentbeing harassed into compiling a newer version, configuring a [[CollabNet]]-style VM network, or configuring [[Whitelister]] to work with your VM network. You will almost never find anyone who actually gets their problem fixed.
 
=== Chatrooms ===
: For posting music
; #quotes
: For posting funny CollabVM Discord (and elsewhere) quotes
; #spicy-memes
: For just posting memes in general
: why
; 🔊 BEEP BOOP BOP BOOP
: The public-bots VC.vc
 
== Roles ==
: CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again <s><b>UPDATE: not in the discord anymore</b></s> <s>She's back</s> She has decided to join the popular "joining and leaving" trend with the rest of the cool kids
; [[Matthew]]
: <s>Banned for being an asshole</s> <s>He's back</s> <s>He finally escaped from CollabVM Syndrome.</s> <s>Matthew is back for another round.</s> <s>He currently hosts the official modpack server.</s> left
; [[6969]]
; [[Fluori|&gt;>]]
: Canadian who is into <s>MLP</s> Paw Patrol, is cool
; [[User:Spy|weed dragon]]
=== memebers whose cosmetic roles do not seperate, and may or may not have one ===
; [[Tony_Macaroni|TomDeTom]]
: the cheese touch
: holy crap lois its tony heckin macaroni
; carrot 🥕
; [[Yellows111|SO JOKER]]
: That fucking person that put a pillow on his head. His Twitter was full of bloat because he loved linking his Twitter to everything. Responsible for the existence of Calub Veim.
; [[Vanilla|Lollipop]]
: The original owner of the CollabVM Discord, is the prodigy of constantly joining and leaving. The comment down below represents the amount of times she has left and rejoined.
: <s>she left</s> <s>she's back</s> <s>shE LEFT AGAIN</s> <s>joined and left</s> <s>ok now she's back fulltime wow cool thanks</s> <s>she left</s> <s>[She rejoined the server, and stayed for a very short period of time. And then she left again.] IDK</s> <s>she's back</s> :ppppppppp
; [[Hapaxant|hapaxant]]
: polish
; [[Dinkleberg|Dink]]
: "the north korea guy"
; [[User:Hendicted|Thumps]]
: ALLForget HAILLife, DOOPLISSPlay Snood!
; [[User:Elijahr241|Elijah]]
: obsessed with c# to an annoying degree
: <s>He ragequit and deleted all of his accounts and won't answer his phone. RIP</s> <s>staying 362 consecutive years in prison for multiple counts of rape of a minor</s> He returned a while ago, then decided to repeat history
; [[icanttellyou]]
: Constantly complained and gave useless suggestions, ultimately banned by admins as the straw that broke the camel's back.
; [[Naltronix]]
: Some retarded forkie who used to be on the old discord. Only likes [[Vanilla|Novella]] and no one else. Literally assblasted herself from existence after an incident with Hilda.