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[[File:Youpeople.png|thumb|right|How to get REALLY verified in the CollabVM Discord (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (THE DARTS ALMOST WALKED IN ON COSMIC AND GEODUDE KISSING) (IT WAS HOT) (LONGEST OF ANSWERS)]]
 
The '''[[CollabVM]] Discord''' (or CVMDSC for short) is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and the central place to talk about [[CollabVM]] and [[CollabVM]] [[Forkies|accessories]]. It was first created by [[Vanilla|Novella]] in lateSeptember 2016(?), but was later transferred to [[Dartz]] and made official. In the near-end of December 2018 due to eDrama™, the Discord Server officially closed down, and you can only enter with a private invite.
 
The server remained fairly small, both servers being <less than 100 members.
 
Then in mid December 2019, the server reopened. Then on September 24th 2020, the Discord got terminated for hacking and now athe CollabVM Discord 2 existswas created, and then the server went public and people started joining it left and right. [http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/ You can join the server by going to CollabVM and then clicking the Discord link on the navbar]. NowOn youOctober have to pass2020, a verification system (sincewas Halloween 2020)devised to getkeep accesspeople towho don't comply with Rule #4 and other various undesirable entities out of the server. Keep in mind that you <b>have</b> to say your age (and answer the math problems you are given by the verification team correctly), or else you get kicked from the server.
 
Currently there are almost over 800 members in the server.
 
== Other Discord Servers ==
Prior to the creation of the Officialofficial CollabVM Discord, there were some other CollabVM Discord servers created, all of which are dead and you should not join. Here is a incomplete list:
 
; <b>CollabVM - forkie land</b>
: Owned by Vanilla. Meant to be used as a public server before the Officialofficial ServerCollabVM Discord opened up. No active moderators, and was made redundant the moment the actual Discord was made.
; <b>Collaborative Virtual Machine</b>
: Owned by Matthew. Dead, and new members can't post in #general because you need a manual role.
 
== Channels ==
This is all of the (publicly available to Verifiedverified users) channels in the CollabVM Discord server.
 
=== Landing ===
: If you want to see what type of people join the Discord, then check that channel out. '''You're not going to enjoy it. Trust me.'''
; #verification
: The very first channel you enter to get verified in the server. Not too many people seem to get successfully verified though... (''hint hint, manual verification'')
; #how-to-verify
: A specific channel only viewable to non-verified members that intends to guide one on how to properly get verified, that rarely gets read
: A channel dedicated to storing of pinned messages by the Starboard bot
; #support
: The main support channel for CollabVM related help such as getting a UserVM up and running and on the UserVM page, finding the proper libraries to help with compiling collab-vm-server for their Linux distro, programming a CollabVM mock server or bot, compiling [[collab-vm-server]] without incident, compiling an older version of [[collab-vm-server]] without being harassed into compiling a newer version, configuring a [[CollabNet]]-style VM network, or configuring [[Whitelister]] to work with your VM network. You will almost never find anyone who actually gets their problem fixed, or anything done.
 
=== Chatrooms ===
: The premier NSFW channel. Don't worry too much about getting access to this channel however, it's just mostly full of either femboy, Konqi, or Vaporeon porn
; #public-bots
: Self-explanatory. Waste hours there entering NotSoBot/Assyst tag commands like "avatarroulette" or "tiktok" or "thewhat" or even "thedarts", or rather you could just <code>&amp;caption get real</code> some random trending Tenor GIF. with some dumb shit
 
=== archived ===
: <dumb drama>
; <s><i>#unk0rrupt-msf-foodfight</i></s>
: <dumb drama numba dostoo>
; #collabvm-advent-calendar
: The official annual CollabVM advent calendar for 2021 that would post a new operating system everyday up until December 25th.
== Roles ==
=== Infraction Roles ===
There are exactly 3 infraction (warning, in this context) roles in total.:
 
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(163,138,138); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> W1
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(209,131,131); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> W2
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(199,91,91); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> W3
 
After you have some or all of the infraction roles, you will end up getting a specific punishment. Usually, you'll get unverified or kicked, or banned if you've been really bad. You can sometimes get a second chance if you appeal, but depending on what you did, who you are, the mood of the moderation team or some other factors it may not work out well for you.
 
There exist infraction roles that can ban you from talking in certain channels, like these ones. The descriptions for these roles will linkcorrespond to the corresponding channel it is supposed to hide from whoever happens to havehas the role.
 
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(192,192,192); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> cant fucking program
: The owner of the server and some fine kush. Mmmm!
; [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]
: He'sITS theTHE CHOCOLATEMOTHERFUCKING MAAAAAAAANCHOCCCCCC
; [[Modeco80]]
; [[Technoturnovers]]
; [[Mv|mv_]]
: The Em of Vees. He likes solitaire, and is Romanian.
; [[Sylvie|SylvieAutumn]]
: schizo lesbian witch bunnygirl
; [[User:Nyxdote|nyxdote]]
; [[Guest1337User:Elijahr241|Mikrystalelijah]]
: obsessed with c# to an annoying degree (and a CollabVM Moderator)
: CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again <s><b>UPDATE: not in the discord anymore</b></s> <s>She's back</s> She has decided to join the popular "joining and leaving" trend with the rest of the cool kids
; [[Matthew]]
: <s>Banned for being an asshole</s> <s>He's back</s> <s>He finally escaped from CollabVM Syndrome.</s> <s>Matthew is back for another round.</s> <s>He currently hosts the official modpack server.</s> left
: That fucking person that put a pillow on his head. His Twitter was full of bloat because he loved linking his Twitter to everything. Responsible for the existence of Calub Veim.
; [[User:Nullptr|nullptr]]
: Gay femboy loving gay femboy. Oh, and he's memebers too. Did I mention he's a femboy? Otherwise a great C++ programmer, joined the server in around 2021
; [[Geodude]]
: Very well respected and feared admin of CollabVM. Luckily, he rarely goes online.
; [[User:Hendicted|Thumps]]
: Forget Life, Play Snood!
; [[User:Elijahr241|Elijah]]
: obsessed with c# to an annoying degree
 
=== The Graveyard ===
; [[Calub Veim|CollabVM]]
: (Previously the animated green frog) A collaborative account controlled by a set of CollabVM users. Dead due to inactivity.
; [[Guest1337|Mikrystal]]
: CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again <s><b>UPDATE: not in the discord anymore</b></s> <s>She's back</s> She has decided to join the popular "joining and leaving" trend with the rest of the cool kids
; [[Katie Frogs]]
: <s>Banned for being transphobic and an overall asshole.</s> <s>She's back now lmao</s> <s>Is a cute eevee :3</s> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA