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{{Infobox user
{{Infobox user
| name = Andrej Akan
| name = Andrej Akan
| username = jjjj, Andrej, Trycs, Nina005, Dove
| username = jjjj, Andrej, Trycs, Nina005, Dove
| nationality = Unknown
| nationality = Unknown
| years active = 2018 - Current
| years active = 2017 - Current
| status = Active
| status = Active
| problem = Yes
| problem = Yes
}}
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"'''Andrej Akan'''" is an imaginary persona created by [[Nina005]] that has been active since 2017, representing a mentally ill 16 year old schizophrenic manchild with a feces and prolapsed anus fetish with a superiority complex, a ravenous desperate and addicted [[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]] user who will stop at no bounds to continue his overusage of it, a supposed "servant" of the schizophrenic personality "Janus" who is thought to be "God" and supposedly has an entire "botnet", or a mixture of both.


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He is a forkie who loves, almost addicted, to constantly destroy VMs, always by either: [[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]], [[OIETIF|Fake OIETIF]], deletion of the HKLM registry hive or his ducktaped together jjjj Ransomware. He is inherently, and was designed to be, anti-fun. He has a massive, and I mean, <i>MASSIVE</i> ransomware hyperfixation that is rivaled only by [[Hildaboo]]'s own.


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He constantly impersonates people he doesn't like on the site and occassionally terminates random people he doesn't like on Discord (he hasn't done this since 2019). His true country of origin is unknown, but he has been presumed to be from either Pakistan or Croatia. Either way, it still pisses him off when either of those countries are mentioned, but even it still doesn't provide a conclusive answer.
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"'''Andrej Akan'''" is an imaginary persona created by [[Nina005]] approximately four years ago (2018), representing a mentally ill 16 year old schizophrenic manchild with a feces and prolapsed anus fetish with a superiority complex, a ravenous desperate and addicted [[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]] user who will stop at no bounds to continue his overusage of it, a supposed "servant" of the schizophrenic personality "Janus" who is thought to be "God" and supposedly has an entire "Botnet", or a mixture of both.


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He is famous for having grammar so bad and terrible, that someone, somehow, wanted to compile a list of hilarious quotes he has said over the course of a few years. Here it is: [[Andrej Akan/Quotes|Click here to see all the quotes! (warning: it's really long!)]]
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He is a forkie who loves, almost addicted, to constantly destroy VMs, always by either: [[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]], [[OIETIF|Fake OIETIF]], deletion of the HKLM registry hive or [[jjjj Ransomware]]. He is inherently, and was designed to be, anti-fun. He has a massive, and I mean, <i>MASSIVE</i> ransomware hyperfixation that is rivaled only by [[Hildaboo]]'s own.


He is known to take long hiatuses from CollabVM before terrorizing it once more. I want to say he spends 6 months into the site, and then takes a break for 6 months or multiple years.
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He constantly impersonates people he doesn't like on the site and occassionally terminates random people he doesn't like on Discord. His true country of origin is unknown, but he has been presumed to be from either Pakistan or Croatia.


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== Trivia ==
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He is famous for having grammar so bad and terrible someone, somehow, wanted to compile a list of hilarious quotes he has said over the course of a few years he has been on this planet Earth. Here it is: [[Andrej Akan/Quotes|Click here to see all the quotes! (warning: IT'S LONG AS FUCK!)]]
* He has the world's smallest penis measuring at 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001 mm

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==Trivia==
* He has the world's smallest penis measuring at <s>0.1 mm</s> -- '''''New research suggests it could be 0.00000019 millimeters, which is so small that it requires looking at a microscope at astronomical levels of zoom'''''
* He constantly tells everyone that he "made them" and a lot of other nonsense bullshit.
* He constantly tells everyone that he "made them" and a lot of other nonsense bullshit.
* He constantly says "U don't know my location!" and spergs out when someone points "it" out.
* He constantly says "U don't know my location!" and spergs out when someone points "it" out.
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* He has no idea what "kupteraz" means. (it means "buy now" in Polish)
* He is so desperate on trying to get [[Kit|kit]] (He perservered and eventually gypsied it from [[Brandan|DFU]]/[[Hapaxant|hapaxant]] by impersonating [[icanttellyou|someone trusted enough to have the source code]]) that he breaks rule 5 JUST FOR FUCKING KIT.
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* He has no idea what "kupteraz" means.
* He doesn't know what "cum" or "router" means.
* He doesn't know what "cum" or "router" means.
* He always pretends to be sick so he can go to [[CollabVM]].
* He always pretends to be sick so he can go to [[CollabVM]].
* He has no life and is mainly bored.
* He has no life and is mainly bored.
* He is also a pedophile who wants to fuck minors.
* He is also a pedophile who wants to fuck minors.
* He also claims that he's a robot. He's a human, not a robot.
* He also claims that he's a robot. He's a human, not a robot. In retrospect, he was likely telling the truth based on his past actions.
* He also claims that he lives in Pakistan, but in reality, he lives in Croatia, but everybody knows, he lives in neither and that Nina005 is the real retarded faggot.
* He also claims that he lives in Pakistan, but in reality, he lives in Croatia. But then again, nobody really knows...
* He also threatened to take down YouTube accounts to others outside of CollabVM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVD-rPsVOLU
* He also threatened to take down YouTube accounts to others outside of CollabVM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVD-rPsVOLU
* He is also in denial after someone proves that they can fix a PC from his shitty MBR overwriters.
* He is also in denial after someone proves that they can fix a PC from his shitty MBR overwriters.
* He claims to have no PC. (how retarded)
* He claims to have no PC.


=== <s>Andrej Akan's accounts</s> Nina005's LARP accounts ===
=== <s>Andrej Akan's accounts</s> Nina005's LARP accounts ===
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: Known names: '''<code>first blood, Leurak Vinesauce</code>'''
: Known names: '''<code>first blood, Leurak Vinesauce</code>'''
* Discord account:
* Discord account:
: previous: '''<code>Andrej Akan#????</code>''' Discrim: ''<code>five, zero, six, six</code>''
: previous: '''<code>Andrej Akan#????</code>''' Discrim: ''<code>five, zero, six, six</code>'' (Irrelevant due to Discord's new username rules)
: current: '''<code>Amogussucks#????</code>''' Discrim: ''<code>zero, four, three, four</code>''
: current: '''<code>Amogussucks#????</code>''' Discrim: ''<code>zero, four, three, four</code>'' (Irrelevant due to Discord's new username rules)
: Known names: '''<code>Andrej Akan, Amogussucks, Leurak Vinesauce</code>'''
: Known names: '''<code>Andrej Akan, Amogussucks, Leurak Vinesauce</code>'''
: '''''(DO NOT ADD HIM WITH YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT OR HE WILL TERMINATE YOUR ASS)'''''
: '''''(DO NOT ADD HIM WITH YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT OR HE WILL TERMINATE YOU!)'''''
* GitHub account:
* GitHub account:
: current: '''<code>[*B*lood, *F*irst] [(0+2)-(1-2), (0+1)+(1-2)]</code>'''
: current: '''<code>[*B*lood, *F*irst] [(0+2)-(1-2), (0+1)+(1-2)]</code>'''
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Andrej Akan lives in croatia while the person behind that twitter/instagram account lives in Scotland
Andrej Akan lives in croatia while the person behind that twitter/instagram account lives in Scotland


Andrej Akan ONLY took his profile picture to claim it as his face
Andrej Akan ONLY took his profile picture to claim it as his face, he will do anything to mask his identity further!


== Did you know that Andrej Akan is a... ==
== Did you know that Andrej Akan is a... ==

=== Troll ===
=== Troll ===
He constantly abused Discord's user reporting system to terminate random users he doesn't like and one of the many people he keeps rent free inside his head, e.g. His faggot friends, DarkOK, Hildaboo, nyxdote, Coo and Undefishin
He constantly abused Discord's user reporting system to terminate random users he doesn't like and one of the many people he keeps rent free inside his head, e.g. His faggot friends, DarkOK, Hildaboo, nyxdote, Coo and Undefishin
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=== Con artist/Imposter ===
=== Con artist/Imposter ===
He impersonated [[Icanttellyou|icantcoomyet]] and successfully tricked DFU into giving him the unsanitized version of [[Collabbot|collabbot]] ([[Collabbot]] had two now-banned destructive commands, .lastmeasure and .kit. For safety reasons, when giving the bot source code out, these commands were usually hidden away)
He impersonated [[Icanttellyou|icanttellyou]] and successfully tricked DFU into giving him the unsanitized version of [[Collabbot|collabbot]] ([[Collabbot]] had two now-banned destructive commands, .lastmeasure and .kit. For safety reasons, when giving the bot source code out, these commands were usually hidden away)


=== Obsessive ===
=== Obsessive ===
Meaning Andrej used Kit so much to the point it was even '''''banned''''' by Dartz himself as confirmed when it was made a rule violation in September 2019(?) <ref name=kitban>[http://web.archive.org/web/20190913122707/http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules/ http://web.archive.org/web/20190913122707/http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules/]</ref>.
Meaning Andrej used Kit so much to the point it was even '''''banned''''' by Dartz himself, as confirmed when it was made a rule violation in September 2019(?) <ref name=kitban>[http://web.archive.org/web/20190913122707/http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules/ http://web.archive.org/web/20190913122707/http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules/]</ref>.


=== Destructive ===
=== Destructive ===
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One of them was (the now defunct) DFU Republic 2, (initially) [[Brandan|DFU]]'s personal server for his friend group to which the invite was public (contextually if you were part of it), which (eventually) became a massive friend group server (in the later parts of RFU Republic/Revo).
One of them was (the now defunct) DFU Republic 2, (initially) [[Brandan|DFU]]'s personal server for his friend group to which the invite was public (contextually if you were part of it), which (eventually) became a massive friend group server (in the later parts of RFU Republic/Revo).


==Gallery==
== Gallery ==
===Andrej Akan===
=== Andrej Akan ===
Most of these quotes were taken in 2019 - 2020

<gallery>
<gallery>
File: Inbed.png | Andrej wants [[icanttellyou]] in bed. Guest spoke for him.
File: Inbed.png | Andrej wants [[icanttellyou]] in bed. Guest spoke for him.
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File: Andrej_admitting_to_keyfagging_the_vms.png | Andrej unknowingly telling the truth about his actions
File: Andrej_admitting_to_keyfagging_the_vms.png | Andrej unknowingly telling the truth about his actions
</gallery>
</gallery>

===jjjj===
=== jjjj ===
Everything from here is from 2020 (as seen by screenshots clearly being from the CollabVM 2.0 chat box). The Niko Bellic one is from 2022 and it was taken by Swordlink1.

<gallery>
<gallery>
File: autism1.png | jjjj loving himself, saying that [[Hеndicted]] is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.
File: autism1.png | jjjj loving himself, saying that [[Hеndicted|ld]] is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.
File: autism2.png | jjjj getting angry because [[Hеndicted]] is not letting him forkie the VM.
File: autism2.png | jjjj getting angry because [[Hеndicted|ld]] is not letting him forkie the VM.
File: autism3.png | jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.
File: autism3.png | jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.
File: autism4.png | jjjj talking to himself.
File: autism4.png | jjjj talking to himself.
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File: autism7.png | jjjj saying that [[Dartz]] is gay.
File: autism7.png | jjjj saying that [[Dartz]] is gay.
File: OH NOOOOO MY BOTNET.jpg | jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)
File: OH NOOOOO MY BOTNET.jpg | jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)
File: Nikobellic.PNG | jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from gta iv) or rather, "Niko '''Belic'''" god, rather than calling Janus god.
File: Nikobellic.PNG | jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from GTA:IV) or rather, "Niko '''Belic'''" god, rather than calling Janus god.
File: hisnyxniggeranus.png | What???
File: hisnyxniggeranus.png | What???
</gallery>
</gallery>

== Citations ==
== Citations ==
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Latest revision as of 05:24, 6 May 2024

Andrej Akan
Username(s) jjjj, Andrej, Trycs, Nina005, Dove
Nationality Unknown
Years active 2017 - Current
Status Active
Problematic user (Forkie) Yes

"Andrej Akan" is an imaginary persona created by Nina005 that has been active since 2017, representing a mentally ill 16 year old schizophrenic manchild with a feces and prolapsed anus fetish with a superiority complex, a ravenous desperate and addicted Kit/Bouncer user who will stop at no bounds to continue his overusage of it, a supposed "servant" of the schizophrenic personality "Janus" who is thought to be "God" and supposedly has an entire "botnet", or a mixture of both.

He is a forkie who loves, almost addicted, to constantly destroy VMs, always by either: Kit/Bouncer, Fake OIETIF, deletion of the HKLM registry hive or his ducktaped together jjjj Ransomware. He is inherently, and was designed to be, anti-fun. He has a massive, and I mean, MASSIVE ransomware hyperfixation that is rivaled only by Hildaboo's own.

He constantly impersonates people he doesn't like on the site and occassionally terminates random people he doesn't like on Discord (he hasn't done this since 2019). His true country of origin is unknown, but he has been presumed to be from either Pakistan or Croatia. Either way, it still pisses him off when either of those countries are mentioned, but even it still doesn't provide a conclusive answer.

He is famous for having grammar so bad and terrible, that someone, somehow, wanted to compile a list of hilarious quotes he has said over the course of a few years. Here it is: Click here to see all the quotes! (warning: it's really long!)

He is known to take long hiatuses from CollabVM before terrorizing it once more. I want to say he spends 6 months into the site, and then takes a break for 6 months or multiple years.

Trivia

  • He has the world's smallest penis measuring at 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001 mm
  • He constantly tells everyone that he "made them" and a lot of other nonsense bullshit.
  • He constantly says "U don't know my location!" and spergs out when someone points "it" out.
  • He has no idea what "kupteraz" means. (it means "buy now" in Polish)
  • He doesn't know what "cum" or "router" means.
  • He always pretends to be sick so he can go to CollabVM.
  • He has no life and is mainly bored.
  • He is also a pedophile who wants to fuck minors.
  • He also claims that he's a robot. He's a human, not a robot. In retrospect, he was likely telling the truth based on his past actions.
  • He also claims that he lives in Pakistan, but in reality, he lives in Croatia. But then again, nobody really knows...
  • He also threatened to take down YouTube accounts to others outside of CollabVM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVD-rPsVOLU
  • He is also in denial after someone proves that they can fix a PC from his shitty MBR overwriters.
  • He claims to have no PC.

Andrej Akan's accounts Nina005's LARP accounts

  • YouTube channel: [redacted]
Known names: first blood, Leurak Vinesauce
  • Discord account:
previous: Andrej Akan#???? Discrim: five, zero, six, six (Irrelevant due to Discord's new username rules)
current: Amogussucks#???? Discrim: zero, four, three, four (Irrelevant due to Discord's new username rules)
Known names: Andrej Akan, Amogussucks, Leurak Vinesauce
(DO NOT ADD HIM WITH YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT OR HE WILL TERMINATE YOU!)
  • GitHub account:
current: [*B*lood, *F*irst] [(0+2)-(1-2), (0+1)+(1-2)]

About @andrejnkv on Twitter/Instagram

Since I always see people saying @andrejnkv [1] is andrej akan's twitter/instagram account:

It is NOT Andrej Akan and it is some random person with the same name "Andrej" and so you are only harassing someone random on the internet.

Andrej Akan lives in croatia while the person behind that twitter/instagram account lives in Scotland

Andrej Akan ONLY took his profile picture to claim it as his face, he will do anything to mask his identity further!

Did you know that Andrej Akan is a...

Troll

He constantly abused Discord's user reporting system to terminate random users he doesn't like and one of the many people he keeps rent free inside his head, e.g. His faggot friends, DarkOK, Hildaboo, nyxdote, Coo and Undefishin

Annoyance

He constantly pointlessly impersonates random people and tries to hide his identity, usually failing miserably because of the way he acts and his grammar. You would have to be a dumb enough retard to believe his LARPs!

Con artist/Imposter

He impersonated icanttellyou and successfully tricked DFU into giving him the unsanitized version of collabbot (Collabbot had two now-banned destructive commands, .lastmeasure and .kit. For safety reasons, when giving the bot source code out, these commands were usually hidden away)

Obsessive

Meaning Andrej used Kit so much to the point it was even banned by Dartz himself, as confirmed when it was made a rule violation in September 2019(?) [2].

Destructive

He used the Kit command for malicious purposes, going around and destroying the VMs everywhere he went. Initially, before Andrej got a hold of it, Kit was used rarely and kept largely secret.

Intrusive

His actions on Discord extend far beyond the mass false reports of the many users he hates, he often seeks Discord servers to find random users and otherwise particular ones he keeps in his head all day to false report and afterwards get terminated.

One of them was (the now defunct) DFU Republic 2, (initially) DFU's personal server for his friend group to which the invite was public (contextually if you were part of it), which (eventually) became a massive friend group server (in the later parts of RFU Republic/Revo).

Gallery

Andrej Akan

Most of these quotes were taken in 2019 - 2020

  • Andrej wants icanttellyou in bed. Guest spoke for him.

    Andrej wants icanttellyou in bed. Guest spoke for him.

  • Andrej says that he doesn't have a router

    Andrej says that he doesn't have a router

  • Andrej spamming .kit on when collabbot is on

    Andrej spamming .kit on when collabbot is on

  • Andrej saying that the Milky Way galaxy made him

    Andrej saying that the Milky Way galaxy made him

  • Saying that "Leurak Vinesauce" banned LunatiikXD on discord

    Saying that "Leurak Vinesauce" banned LunatiikXD on discord

  • Asking LunatiikXD to pay to get his account back

    Asking LunatiikXD to pay to get his account back

  • Andrej "admitting" he was made from hell

    Andrej "admitting" he was made from hell

  • Andrej saying that he will cum on Fedora and smoke dicks

    Andrej saying that he will cum on Fedora and smoke dicks

  • Bouncer made Andrej in C# and VB.NET

    Bouncer made Andrej in C# and VB.NET

  • Gogo explaining to Andrej that he won't get the more powerful version of the bot (The kit script in this case), and that Bouncer will stop functioning once the buggy memleaking piece of shit gets released

    Gogo explaining to Andrej that he won't get the more powerful version of the bot (The kit script in this case), and that Bouncer will stop functioning once the buggy memleaking piece of shit gets released

  • Andrej begging yandere chan for some shitty rename script

    Andrej begging yandere chan for some shitty rename script

  • Andrej spamming racial slurs and derogatory terms because he doesn't have anything else to do in his life

    Andrej spamming racial slurs and derogatory terms because he doesn't have anything else to do in his life

  • Andrej impersonating icanttellyou

    Andrej impersonating icanttellyou

  • Andrej falling for some schizoid 14 year old's trap

    Andrej falling for some schizoid 14 year old's trap

  • Andrej, YET AGAIN, falls for Fedora (xd redit)'s trap

    Andrej, YET AGAIN, falls for Fedora (xd redit)'s trap

  • Andrej impersonating Kit

    Andrej impersonating Kit

  • Andrej threatening Kit

    Andrej threatening Kit

  • Andrej says that he doesn't have a PC

    Andrej says that he doesn't have a PC

  • Andrej unknowingly telling the truth about his actions

    Andrej unknowingly telling the truth about his actions

jjjj

Everything from here is from 2020 (as seen by screenshots clearly being from the CollabVM 2.0 chat box). The Niko Bellic one is from 2022 and it was taken by Swordlink1.

  • jjjj loving himself, saying that ld is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.

    jjjj loving himself, saying that ld is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.

  • jjjj getting angry because ld is not letting him forkie the VM.

    jjjj getting angry because ld is not letting him forkie the VM.

  • jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.

    jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.

  • jjjj talking to himself.

    jjjj talking to himself.

  • jjjj believes that this is his actual IP when in reality it's a local IP.

    jjjj believes that this is his actual IP when in reality it's a local IP.

  • jjjj saying that he is the best.

    jjjj saying that he is the best.

  • jjjj saying that Dartz is gay.

    jjjj saying that Dartz is gay.

  • jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)

    jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)

  • jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from GTA:IV) or rather, "Niko Belic" god, rather than calling Janus god.

    jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from GTA:IV) or rather, "Niko Belic" god, rather than calling Janus god.

  • What???

    What???

Citations

  1. ↑ Andrej's (claimed to be him; proven false) Twitter account
  2. ↑ http://web.archive.org/web/20190913122707/http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules/

See also

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