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{{Ambox \| text = This is a historic page of questionable quality. You're probably looking for [[CollabVM Discord]] }} [[File:DiscordIcon.png\|thumb\|the 2nd server icon]] [[File:Youpeople.png\|thumb\|right\|How to get REALLY verified in the CollabVM Discord (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (THE DARTS ALMOST WALKED IN ON COSMIC AND GEODUDE KISSING) (IT WAS HOT) (LONGEST OF ANSWERS)]] The '''[[CollabVM]] Discord''' (or CVMDSC for short) is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and the central place to talk about [[CollabVM]] and [[CollabVM]] [[Forkies\|accessories]]. It was first created by [[Vanilla\|Novella]] in ~~late~~September 2016~~(?)~~, but was later transferred to [[Dartz]] and made official. In the near-end of December 2018 due to eDrama™, the Discord Server officially closed down, and you can only enter with a private invite. The server remained fairly small, both servers being <less than 100 members. Then in mid December 2019, the server reopened. Then on September 24th 2020, the Discord got terminated ~~and~~for ~~now~~hacking aand the CollabVM Discord 2 ~~exists~~was created, and then the server went public and people started joining it left and right. ~~Now~~[http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/ ~~you~~You ~~have~~can join the server by going to ~~pass~~CollabVM and then clicking the Discord link on the navbar]. On October 2020, a verification system was devised to ~~get~~keep ~~access~~people towho don't comply with Rule #4 and other various undesirable entities out of the server. Keep in mind that you <b>have</b> to say your age (and answer the math problems you are given by the verification team correctly), or else you get kicked from the server. Currently there are almost over ~~750~~800 members in the server. == Moderation ==▼ The Discord is moderated by a moderation team which consists of the following people: [[Technoturnovers]], [[CHOCOLATEMAN]], [[Hildaboo]], [[modeco80]] and [[~~modeco80~~Mv\|mv]]. The verification team consists of mostly the same people in the moderation team.▼ ~~Pretty much~~Almost every moderator has access to the [[Admin Panel]] and the exclusive moderator channels. Since Dartz is never online and only comes on once every blue moon, all of the decisions and moderation are done in a very anarchy-like manner by general consensus. Essentially, if everyone hates you, you get b&. And oh, you will never be admin. Ever.▼ ~~== Tutorials ==~~ ~~[[CollabVM_Discord/Joining_Without_a_Shitstorm\|CollabVM Discord: Joining Without a Shitstorm]]~~ == Other Discord Servers == ~~There~~Prior ~~are~~(and some after) to the creation of the official CollabVM Discord, there ~~still~~were some other CollabVM Discord servers created, all of which are dead and you should not join. Here is a ~~non-~~not complete list: ; <b>CollabVM - forkie land</b> : Owned by Vanilla. Meant to be used as a public server before the ~~Official~~official ~~Server~~CollabVM Discord opened up. No active moderators, and was made redundant the moment the actual Discord was made. ; <b>Collaborative Virtual Machine</b> : Owned by Matthew. Dead, and new members can't post in #general because you need a manual role. ; <b>"Official Secondary Server"</b> : Only mentioned in ~~this~~an old reddit post. Invite link is dead. ; <b>CollabVM Republic</b> : Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted due to inactivity. ; <b>The Turnover Lounge</b> : Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted during forkie rage ▲== Moderation == ▲The Discord is moderated by a moderation team which consists of the following people: [[Technoturnovers]], [[CHOCOLATEMAN]], [[Hildaboo]] and [[modeco80]]. ▲Pretty much every moderator has access to the [[Admin Panel]]. Since Dartz is never online, all of the decisions and moderation are done in a very anarchy-like manner by general consensus. Essentially, if everyone hates you, you get b&. And oh, you will never be admin. Ever. == Channels == This is all of the (publicly available* to verified users) channels in the CollabVM ~~Discord 2: Electric Boogaloo~~ Discord server. === Landing === : The imaginary and unenforced rules of the Discord. Has more than 4 rules! ; #joins : If you want to see what type of people join the Discord, then check that channel out. ~~<i>~~'''You're not going to enjoy it. Trust me.~~</i>~~''' ; #verification : The very first channel you enter to get verified in the server. Not too many people seem to get successfully verified though... ~~: <s>(Protip: <i><b>!verify</b> IS NOT A VALID COMMAND AND WILL NOT WORK. WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD</i>)</s>~~ : (Protip: <i><b>/verify</b> is in fact, a valid fully functional command and will always function even in case of a national emergency. This command is 100% guaranteed to properly verify the user through an intricate and complex automated verification system. Keep in mind that additional parameters are not accepted at this time, age is automatically determined due to a specific factor in the mechanism that audits your entire profile and previous history to determine whether you are old enough to be in the Discord, along with some other vital properties.</i>) ; #how-to-verify : A specific channel only viewable to non-verified members that intends to guide one on how to properly get verified, that rarely gets read ; #updates-of-the-hub-of-git : Where the GitHub webhook for any and all commits and specific actions to <code>collab3</code> (and forks of it, most notably ~~<code>~~[[Yellows111\|yellows111~~/collab-vm-server</code>~~]]'s) and other official Computernewb repositories (previously did Gitea) ~~: Otherwise the prime venting channel to argue about bad code and how bad Cosmic is at programming and make fun of [[Yellows111\|yellows111]] for being unable to program or use a computer.~~ ; #hotsex-123 : Throne Ofof Youself? Long Answer. ; #dartboard : A channel dedicated to storing of pinned messages by the Starboard bot ; #support : The main support channel for CollabVM related help such as getting a UserVM up and running and on the ~~UserVMs~~UserVM page, finding the proper libraries to help with compiling collab-vm-server for their Linux distro, programming a CollabVM mock server or bot, compiling ~~the~~[[collab-vm-server]] ~~CollabVM~~without ~~Server~~incident, compiling an older version of [[collab-vm-server]] without ~~incident~~being harassed into compiling a newer version, configuring a [[CollabNet]]-style VM network, or ~~even~~ configuring [[Whitelister]] to work with your VM network. You will almost never find anyone who actually gets their problem fixed or anything done. === Chatrooms === ; #public : Where you and your friends go to shitpost and talk about CollabVM ; -> New Thread : New Thread ; #vidya : The channel for all things vidya ; #rdp-party <nowiki></nowiki> : The main channel for discussion of the RDP Party ; #development : The channel to talk about programming and other topics related to programming (And no, Batch, VBS and "visual"/block """programming languages""" ~~(t. HiAsm)~~ are not programming languages) === Storage === : For posting the most autistic moments of CollabVM ; #dartzs-inbox : Where you can view the often magical and bizarre emails that [[Dartz~~]] of [[Computernewb~~]] receives ; #copypasta-central : Post all your ~~copypasta's~~copypastas here ; #music : For posting music ; #quotes : For posting funny CollabVM Discord (and elsewhere) quotes ; #spicy-memes : For just posting memes in general : Stare at the screen typing +vnc for 5 minutes, then get bored and leave. ; #glorified-rss-feed : This channel, and you also, receives cool ~~shit~~things like Steam/GOG/<s>EGS</s> game promotions primarily from the Terraria Discord server <code>#free-stuff</code> channel. === Aids === : Post your high quality spam material here ; #nsfw-spam <nowiki></nowiki> : The premier NSFW channel. Don't worry too much about getting access to this channel however, it's just mostly full of either ~~<s>~~femboy~~</s> (there's the femboy thread)~~, Konqi, or Vaporeon porn ~~; -> #femboy nsfw stuff~~ ; #public-bots : Self-explanatory. Waste hours there entering NotSoBot/Assyst tag commands like "avatarroulette" or "tiktok" or "thewhat" or even "thedarts", or rather you could just ~~<code>&~~caption ~~get real</code>~~ some random trending Tenor GIF. with some dumb text === archived === ; #collabvm-advent-calendar-2021▼ : The official annual CollabVM advent calendar for 2021 that would post a new operating system everyday up until December 25th.▼ ; #collabvm-advent-calendar-2022 : The official annual CollabVM advent calendar for 2022 that would post a new [https://crustywindo.ws Crusty Windows] bootleg everyday up until December 25th. ; <s><i>#masscan-san</i></s> : <dumb drama> ; <s><i>#unk0rrupt-msf-foodfight</i></s> : <dumb drama numba ~~dos~~too> ▲; #collabvm-advent-calendar ▲: The official annual CollabVM advent calendar that would post a new operating system everyday up until December 25th. <i> ~~Not~~This ~~exactly~~channel ~~true,~~is ~~some~~inaccessible ~~channels~~for ~~may~~normal beusers ~~Memebers-exclusive or locked behind~~without an additional cosmetic role ~~you~~or ~~may~~manual ~~ask~~access ~~for~~permissions</i> ~~<i> This channel is inaccessible for normal users without an additional cosmetic role</i>~~ === Voice Channels === : why ; 🔊 BEEP BOOP BOP BOOP : The public-bots ~~VC.~~vc == Roles == === Infraction Roles === There are exactly 3 infraction (warning~~, in this context~~) roles in total.: ; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(149,165,166); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> W1▼ ; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(149,165,166); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> W2▼ ; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(149,165,166); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> W3▼ ▲; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(~~149~~163,~~165~~138,~~166~~138); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> W1 After you have some or all of the infraction roles, you will end up getting a specific punishment. Usually, you'll get unverified or kicked, or banned if you've been really bad. You can sometimes get a second chance if you appeal, but depending on what you did, who you are, the mood of the moderation team or some other factors it may not work out well for you.▼ ▲; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(~~149~~209,~~165~~131,~~166~~131); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> W2 ▲; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(~~149~~199,~~165~~91,~~166~~91); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> W3 ▲After you have ~~some or~~ all of the infraction roles, you will end up getting a specific punishment. Usually, you'll get unverified or kicked, or banned if you've been really bad. You can sometimes get a second chance if you appeal, but depending on what you did, who you are, the mood of the moderation team ~~or some other factors~~ it may not work out well for you. There exist infraction roles that can ban you from talking in certain channels, like these ones. The descriptions for these roles will link to the corresponding channel it is supposed to hide from whoever happens to have the role.▼ If you obtain W3, you lose your embed, reaction and external emote permissions. This does not happen for any other infraction role. ▲There exist infraction roles that can ban you from talking in certain channels, like these ones. The descriptions for these roles ~~will link~~correspond to the ~~corresponding~~ channel it is supposed to hide from whoever ~~happens to have~~has the role. ; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(192,192,192); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> cant fucking program == Meme?bers == ~~[[File:guntohead.png]]~~ ; [[dartz]] : The owner of the server and some fine kush. Mmmm! ; [[CHOCOLATEMAN]] : ~~He's~~ITS ~~the~~THE ~~CHOCOLATE~~MOTHERFUCKING ~~MAAAAAAAAN~~CHOCCCCCC ; [[Modeco80]] ; [[Technoturnovers]] ; [[Hildaboo\|GLOBEIMPOSTER]] : Autist that likes mumble rap and cartoons unironically. Ransomware enthusiast. ; [[DarkOK\|dakrk]] : CEO of KFC and CollabVM Moderator. ; The [[DataWagon]] Staff : DataWagon ; [[Mv\|mv_]] : The Em of Vees. He likes solitaire, and is Romanian. ; [[~~Sylvie~~User:Elijahr241\|~~Sylvie~~elijah]] : obsessed with c# to an annoying degree (and a CollabVM Moderator) ; '''Mallory''' : schizo lesbian witch bunnygirl ; [[User:Nyxdote\|nyxdote]] ; [[Guest1337\|Mikrystal]]▼ : CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again <s><b>UPDATE: not in the discord anymore</b></s> <s>She's back</s> She has decided to join the popular "joining and leaving" trend with the rest of the cool kids▼ ; [[Matthew]] : <s>Banned for being an asshole</s> <s>He's back</s> <s>He finally escaped from CollabVM Syndrome.</s> <s>Matthew is back for another round.</s> <s>He currently hosts the official modpack server.</s> left ; [['''6969]]''' : The baddest-of-ass motherfucker you'll find on the server. ~~; [[Fluori\|>]]~~ ; '''> (previously Fluori, Keurig, Fluori the Keurig, Keurig the Fluori, etc.)''' : Canadian who is into <s>MLP</s> Paw Patrol, is cool ; [[User:Spy\|~~WHAT~~weed ~~WILL WE DO TOGETHER~~dragon]] : One of the more recent Memebers. He masturbates to touhou and is a shitposter. ; ~~[[User:Trademarktm\|~~'''MEMPHRAME]]''' : yeehaw (texan), also inherited Brandan's role after his 'retirement' : yeehaw▼ ; [['''Wulf715~~\|star ⭐]]~~''' : Some nerd who plays too much Fortnite, also has a cart pushing job at Walmart~~(?)~~ === memebers whose cosmetic roles do not seperate, and may or may not have one === ; [['''Tony_Macaroni~~\|TomDeTom]]~~''' : the cheese touch ~~; carrot 🥕~~ ~~: Was it because I never told you I was going away~~ ~~: That you waited so long?~~ ~~: Was it because your fucking dreams meant nothing to me~~ ~~: That you waited so long?~~ ; [[Yellows111\|SO JOKER]] : That fucking person that put a pillow on his head. His Twitter was full of bloat because he loved linking his Twitter to everything. Responsible for the existence of Calub ~~Veeim~~Veim. ; [[User:Nullptr\|nullptr]] : Gay femboy loving gay femboy. Oh, and he's memebers too. Did I mention he's a femboy? Otherwise a great C++ programmer, ~~Joined~~joined the server in ~~around~~ 2021 ; [[Geodude]] : Very well respected and feared admin of CollabVM. Luckily, he rarely goes online~~. Except maybe the Ceiridge incident~~. ; ~~[[Siam Alam\|~~'''Lucrexius]]''' : number 1 arabic homosexual malware researcher ; ~~[[User:Navi4205\|~~'''Navi]]''' : Hey, listen! ; [[Vanilla\|Lollipop]] : The original owner of the CollabVM Discord, is the prodigy of constantly joining and leaving. The comment down below represents the amount of times she has left and rejoined. : <s>she left</s> <s>she's back</s> <s>shE LEFT AGAIN</s> <s>joined and left</s> <s>ok now she's back fulltime wow cool thanks</s> <s>she left</s> <s>[She rejoined the server, and stayed for a very short period of time. And then she left again.] IDK</s> <s>she's back</s> :ppppppppp ; [[Hapaxant\|hapaxant]] ▲: ~~yeehaw~~polish ; [['''Dinkleberg~~\|Dink]]~~''' ~~: <s>some weird crown emoji => [https://emojipedia.org/black-chess-king/ ♚]</s> "the north korea guy"~~ : "the north korea guy" ~~; [[User:Hendicted\|Thumps]]~~ ; '''Thumps''' ~~: ALL HAIL DOOPLISS!~~ : Forget Life, Play Snood! === The Graveyard === ; [[FluffyVulpix]] : <s>He ragequit and deleted all of his accounts and won't answer his phone. RIP</s> <s>staying 362 consecutive years in prison for multiple counts of rape of a minor</s> He returned a while ago, then decided to repeat history ~~[<i>see first sentence</i>]~~ ; [['''icanttellyou]]'''▼ ; [[Katie Frogs]]▼ : Constantly complained and gave useless suggestions, ultimately banned by admins as the straw that broke the camel's back.▼ : <s>Banned for being transphobic and an overall asshole.</s> She's back now lmao▼ ; [['''Naltronix]]'''▼ ▲; [[icanttellyou]] ▲: Constantly complained, ultimately banned by admins as the straw that broke the camel's back. ▲; [[Naltronix]] : Some retarded forkie who used to be on the old discord. Only likes [[Vanilla\|Novella]] and no one else. Literally assblasted herself from existence after an incident with Hilda. ; ~~[[User:~~'''MyNameIsJason~~\|MyNameIsJason]]~~''' : <s>That one sperg who unironically plays HL2RP. Makes shitty YouTube videos.</s> Analed by brandan ; [['''Calub Veim~~\|CollabVM]]~~''' : (Previously ~~the~~Keroro ~~animated~~from ~~green~~Sgt. ~~frog~~Frog) A collaborative account controlled by a set of CollabVM users. Dead due to inactivity. ▲; [[Guest1337\|Mikrystal]] ▲: CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again <s><b>UPDATE: not in the discord anymore</b></s> <s>She's back</s> She has decided to join the popular "joining and leaving" trend with the rest of the cool kids ▲; [['''Katie Frogs]]''' ▲: <s>Banned for being transphobic and an overall asshole.</s> <s>She's back now lmao</s> <s>Is a cute eevee :3</s> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA ; '''Brandan''' :Memeber until 2021, stripped due to too many incidents regarding leaks of '''#general''' == Conclusion == The CollabVM Discord is generally a cesspool (see: the biblical definition of Hell), but there are diamonds in the rough. If you cannot handle groupthink, don't come here. ~~<s>This Discord is a truckload of whatsit and you should never step near it. Ever.</s> This Discord is a friendly and soothing place with caring people who will help you.~~ [[Category:Other Things]]