Satire:CollabVM Discord: Difference between revisions

[[File:DiscordIcon.png|thumb|the 2nd server icon]]

[[File:Youpeople.png|thumb|right|How to get REALLY verified in the CollabVM Discord (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (THE DARTS ALMOST WALKED IN ON COSMIC AND GEODUDE KISSING) (IT WAS HOT) (LONGEST OF ANSWERS)]]

 

Currently there are almost over 800 members in the server.

 

== Moderation ==

; #public

: Where you and your friends go to shitpost and talk about CollabVM

; #vidya

: The channel for all things vidya

: The main channel for discussion of the RDP Party

; #development

 

=== Storage ===

 

=== archived ===

; <s><i>#masscan-san</i></s>

: <dumb drama>

; <s><i>#unk0rrupt-msf-foodfight</i></s>

: <dumb drama numba too>

 

<i>** This channel is inaccessible for normal users without an additional cosmetic role or manual access permissions</i>

After you have all of the infraction roles, you will end up getting a specific punishment. Usually, you'll get unverified or kicked, or banned if you've been really bad. You can sometimes get a second chance if you appeal, but depending on what you did, who you are, the mood of the moderation team it may not work out well for you.

 

 

There exist infraction roles that can ban you from talking in certain channels, like these ones. The descriptions for these roles correspond to the channel it is supposed to hide from whoever has the role.

 

== Meme?bers ==

; [[dartz]]

: The owner of the server and some fine kush. Mmmm!

; [[User:Elijahr241|elijah]]

: obsessed with c# to an annoying degree (and a CollabVM Moderator)

: schizo lesbian witch bunnygirl

; [[User:Nyxdote|nyxdote]]

; [[Matthew]]

: <s>Banned for being an asshole</s> <s>He's back</s> <s>He finally escaped from CollabVM Syndrome.</s> <s>Matthew is back for another round.</s> <s>He currently hosts the official modpack server.</s> left

: Canadian who is into <s>MLP</s> Paw Patrol, is cool

; [[User:Spy|weed dragon]]

: One of the more recent Memebers. He masturbates to touhou and is a shitposter.

: Some nerd who plays too much Fortnite, also has a cart pushing job at Walmart

 

=== memebers whose cosmetic roles do not seperate, and may or may not have one ===

: the cheese touch

; [[Yellows111|SO JOKER]]

; [[Geodude]]

: Very well respected and feared admin of CollabVM. Luckily, he rarely goes online.

: number 1 arabic homosexual malware researcher

: Hey, listen!

; [[Vanilla|Lollipop]]

; [[Hapaxant|hapaxant]]

: polish

: "the north korea guy"

: Forget Life, Play Snood!

 

; [[FluffyVulpix]]

: <s>He ragequit and deleted all of his accounts and won't answer his phone. RIP</s> <s>staying 362 consecutive years in prison for multiple counts of rape of a minor</s> He returned a while ago, then decided to repeat history

: Constantly complained and gave useless suggestions, ultimately banned by admins as the straw that broke the camel's back.

: Some retarded forkie who used to be on the old discord. Only likes [[Vanilla|Novella]] and no one else. Literally assblasted herself from existence after an incident with Hilda.

: <s>That one sperg who unironically plays HL2RP. Makes shitty YouTube videos.</s> Analed by brandan

; [[Guest1337|Mikrystal]]

: CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again <s><b>UPDATE: not in the discord anymore</b></s> <s>She's back</s> She has decided to join the popular "joining and leaving" trend with the rest of the cool kids

: <s>Banned for being transphobic and an overall asshole.</s> <s>She's back now lmao</s> <s>Is a cute eevee :3</s> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

 

== Conclusion ==

 

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